not a list at all

I was tempted to copy Anne Shirley (and Elesa) and say "If you'll only let me tell you what I IMAGINE about myself you'll think it ever so much more interesting."

But then I realized that my list of what I wished were true about myself was even more revealing than the other random list. And I'm not feeling much like being revealing.

I'd come up with an obstification list instead, but I'm just not that creative.